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| User: | pathogen (679340)
The End Boss of the Internet
Hilarity ensues!
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| Name: | J. Robert Optimus Prime |
| Website: | Kinetic :: Chicago's angriest club. |
| Location: | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| E-mail: | djpathogen@gmail.com
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| Bio: | 
"All right," said Arthur. "Tell me."
"I leapt out of a high-rise office building."
This cheered Arthur up.
"Oh!" he said. "Why don't you do it again?"
"I did."
"Hmmm," said Arthur, disappointed. "Obviously no good came of it."
"The first time I managed to save myself by the most astonishing and - I say this in all modesty - fabulous piece of ingenious quick thinking, agility, fancy footwork and self-sacrifice."
"What was the self-sacrifice?"
"I jettisoned half of a much-loved and I think irreplaceable pair of shoes."
"Why was that self-sacrifice?"
"Because they were mine!" said Ford, crossly.
"I think we have different value systems."
"Well, mine's better."
or, if you prefer,
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| Memories:: | 9 entries |
| Interests: | 6: barbecuing your power animal, dropping your baby, giving you a complex, microwaving your cat, rickrolling eric gottesman, ruining your dreams |
| Friends: |  | 143: | 1eyedkunt, acidbathlove, adamjury, agiel, agntprovocateur, andraculoid, anmorata, apex, arachnidbite, azrael2393, batty_, blee001, bodyfour, buz, cenotype, choppedsuey, cruciform, curtis_lemay, cytokine, daicerio_blue, daq42, darklink, darknes, dayo, deftlyd, deladejavoo, divia, dj_evol_eno, djinsect, djnurseallison, djwhiterabbit, dr_beep, drrieux, dubnobasswithme, dulcinea19719, dvlboi, edgey, eevilyounggirl, eminence_gris, eriss, extol_involute, far_and_distant, feedthelie, flintultrasparc, forced_nature, fractalnoise, gnat23, grrremlinski, happyelfling, havva, heresiarch, hyperkarma, ibecomeshiva, infomorph, ionnokx, jen0cyde, jenovasynthesis, kalischild, kassitastrophe, keefybabe, kesyrah, khephra, kifar, killjoy5k, kinetic_noise, kingad23, kittenflug, krautboy, kukhuvud, kylleran, laparolaccia, latemodel, lizabennet, lucidrebellion, lunasee, m4dh4tt3r, m_saint, machine_kisses, matric, maxmin, misterentropy, mkb_cbr, mopmonster, mr_chip, mr_cutiepants, neflm, netik, nisroch, noiroublanc, not_eurotic, omegashade, organex, ousel, pandapounce, parasyte, pathogen, pitufina, pixeldoctor_b, pr0_burn, psych0tron, punketta, pygmalion, raggdoll, razor_dolly, replicantgirl, rfd, rocktard, salma_paradise, sashasana, savath, sayda, sherabob, signal1101, skinheadbrian, smphq, snarf, sp_hexonxonx, squidb0i, strontium90, structurefall, stryper666, styroteqe, su, sullenbee, tankthemuppet, telladictorian, terrorfakt_ny, thallium, the_revolution, theaggregator, tonikom, twid, uloixia, ultraminx, unwoman, vaneck, vuxnut, waffen, wasteddream, weird_sketch, wtiidavidorisit, xdingbatx, zapevaj |  | 2: | chicago_gothic, kinetic_chicago |  | 1: | dinosaurcomics |
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| Member of: | 13: 10000bullets, bpm, chicago_gothic, chicago_hijinks, club_superdave, completelysane, deathkey_army, grendel_base, indust_macros, kinetic_chicago, paidmembers, sf_industrial, sfrivethead |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
